- Now 63 messages lighter
& erased greetings, I'm looking for a new voicemail message
- So, Of course I googled it (because, that's what I do)
& Here's a few of my favorites:
- Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the
beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten - We might be in, we might be out, but leave a message
and you might find out! - Hey, it's ________
Sorry you can't get through
Leave your name and your number
And I'll get back to you - A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
- Concatenation of events preclude our coming to the phone. Please speak freely, with magniloquence upon occasion of the tone.
- Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO. Bless you, my child, and have a nice day.
- Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatter, so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker. So leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as my component particles have been restored to their normal charges.
- (to be finished later)
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